Happy Labor Day! Some tweets to get your through the day:
Celebrate this labor day by extolling the virtues of cheap labor and a low minimum wage at a bbq full of rich kids.
— nate craig (@Natecraig1) August 29, 2013
Seriously, I don't care about your mattress sale. Wait, did you say free box spring? (LITERALLY EXPLODES FROM ORGASM, KILLING 12)
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) August 30, 2013
This summer has been amazing so far. I've seen three kids fall off bikes.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) August 20, 2013