Maria Bamford's Anxiety Song

Maria Bamford's Anxiety Song:

"This is my anxiety song: If I keep the kitchen floor clean, no one will die as long as I clench my fists at odd intervals, then the darkness within me won't force me to do anything inappropriately violent or sexual at dinner parties as long as I keep humming the tune, I won't 'turn gay'. Mmmm-hmmm-mmmm-mmm, mmmm-hmmm-mmmmm-mmm, mmmmmm--! They can't get you if you're singin' a song! Yeah!"