A few of my favorite Jimmy Fallon thank you notes:
“Thank you airplane seat by the bathroom, for letting me pay $400 dollars to temporarily live next to an outhouse.”
“Thank you, neighbor who pays for wifi and doesn’t set up a wifi password, for also paying for my wifi.”
“Thank you, self help books, for making me do all the work.”
“Thank you, slow walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk on the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace.”
Thank you Jimmy Fallon!